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Are you sick and tired of being sick and tired? Damital!


If you've got Groat's Disease
Nothritis in your knees
Or Amoria Phlebitus
Or plaxogrammaphasia
Dry Ditch Fever
Or DarKosis in your beaver
If your johnson's got a wave
'Bout to send you to your grave
You can cure it all
With a healthy dose of Damital

Now there's so many ills
And man they got the pills
The pills make you fine
Until you lose your mind
So you get an injection
Which causes an infection
Then they sell you lotions
And other costly potions
They can change your sex
But they still can't change your ex
Cure it all
With a healthy dose of Damital

Cosmic Rust got your dongle in the dust
Mandular extrusion, sexual confusion
Descolada, craving cheese furtadas

Ain't no pill or shot
No goat hair juju in a knot
No cream or solution
You rub on a contusion
No salve or balm
Or drink to keep you calm
No hot designer drug
To keep you warm and snug
If your itch got no scratch
And your attitude's a match
Lose your stress and doubt
With a well deserved timeout


from Bad Choices Make Good Stories, track released November 14, 2018


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RS Cain Versailles, Kentucky

I'm a guitarist, singer, and songwriter from central Kentucky.
My music is a mix of many different influences; from the country and western I heard as a child to some stuff I heard yesterday.
I write songs primarily to make you shake your money maker. I'm not deep, and I'm certainly no virtuoso. I just want you to have a good time.
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