Funk Crazy (1st World Problems)

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We all have problems. Some of our problems are.....1st World Problems, if you know what I mean....

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Toaster's broke, ain't no joke
What am I gonna do?
Energy bar for breakfast
And 26 pairs of shoes
I gotta go, runnin' way too slow
Jump in my ponderous ride
Hit the button to raise the door
And back that sucker outside

I got dreams, I got schemes, I'm in redemptive scenes
But first I gotta pay my dues
Buy some time, drop a dime, payin' way under prime
Have you seen my Bolivian shoes?

On the clock, on the chopping block
The window's down the hall
Make a toast, drop a post
Connect my conference call
Who's gonna serve what I deserve
Gimme my silver and gold
"Do what's right and you'll have your night"
Is what we're always told

Got no tears, Got no fears, you ain't gettin' in here
'Cause I got plenty to lose
Build a wall, kill 'em all, give me back my job at the shopping mall
Buddy ain't ya seen the news?

Funk Crazy
Facin' my 1st world problems
Singin' my Christian Blues
Wonderin' how to solve 'em
Bad luck is no excuse

IPad froze, TV blows
Internet's way too slow
Time to kill, can't buy a thrill
Where did my fit-bit go?
Trendy beauty, jury duty
Same as yesterday
Feelin' young and smooth and I can boldly move
As soon as I can figure which way

I got dreams, I got schemes, I'm in redemptive scenes
But first I gotta pay my dues
Draw the line, drop a dime, ain't no reasons justify these crimes
Have you seen my Bolivian shoes?

Funk Crazy
Facin' my 1st world problems
Singin' my Christian Blues
Wonderin' how to solve 'em
Bad luck is no excuse

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from Bad Choices Make Good Stories, released December 14, 2018

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RS Cain Versailles, Kentucky

I'm a guitarist, singer, and songwriter from central Kentucky.
My music is a mix of many different influences; from the country and western I heard as a child to some stuff I heard yesterday.
I write songs primarily to make you shake your money maker. I'm not deep, and I'm certainly no virtuoso. I just want you to have a good time.
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