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This is an opinion piece with a dash of funk. Call it a funk-op-ed.


Hear the spinners
We're all winners
Where's the border patrol?
Morning twitters
Gives you the jitters
Chaos is the new way to roll
Climbs a tall tree to lie
When the gospel's on the ground
Gonna spend my money while the world's still around
Run for the hills
And observe the thrills
When it blows

Misguided reason
Nepotistic treason
Each day a new centerfold
Evil child fan base
In a more humane place
People couldn't be so cold
You pulled that curtain and you know what you did
Now we're all babysitters for the world's meanest kid
Saying "Get in line
It'll be just fine"
I don't know....

All you winners, virtuoustic sinners have to know
What's at stake here, what it's gonna take here

Legal wankers
Russian bankers
Keep the paramours paid
Clumsy collusion
Populist delusion
All our foundations betrayed
Call it fake news
When they're caught in the act
They're rebuilding this world on alternative facts
Sell it large
And deny the charge

(2nd Chorus)
All you losers, deep state accusers have to know
What's at stake here, what it's gonna take here


from Bad Choices Make Good Stories, track released November 19, 2018


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RS Cain Versailles, Kentucky

I'm a guitarist, singer, and songwriter from central Kentucky.
My music is a mix of many different influences; from the country and western I heard as a child to some stuff I heard yesterday.
I write songs primarily to make you shake your money maker. I'm not deep, and I'm certainly no virtuoso. I just want you to have a good time.
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